Now I can look down on my friends.....
When I was growing up no body was religious, nor was I. Soon, I found religion and suddenly I felt much better and could judge all the people who kept sinning. It was great!
Soon, however, I was starting to be surrounded by religious people. I still looked down on them, because they were sinners. But, they were also looking down on me; and each other because we were all sinners! I had become just another born again believer. :/
Soon I found a remedy. I became spiritual! Now, I accepted everyone and considered myself to be a equal with all. This was great, because now I was better than everyone else. They were still judging and looking down on sinners.
It couldn't last though. Soon so many people were "spiritual but not religious" and they were all accepting each other and, worse still they were accepting me! I had become just another God among Gods.
Now, I have found the solution with this book!!!! Now, I can be ultra-spiritual while they are all being spiritual. Aha! Check mate b!tches. Once again I'm on the cutting edge and able to look down my nose at the lesser-evolved, merely-spiritual people.
With this book I can again have the air of superiority I've always subconsciously enjoyed. These enlightened chumps won't know what hit them!!!
PS- the book and this review are spoofs. If you are the one he's spoofing, you'll probably be offended. Fair warning!