How to Be Ultra Spiritual
12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority

Hi there! It’s your Higher Self, here. I know we haven’t talked in a while, but I just found out about this amazing new audiobook that you need to listen to! Release yourself from the bondage of only being spiritual, and step into the Newer Age of Ultra Spirituality—with this amazing new recording by his Enlightenedness JP Sears, How to Be Ultra Spiritual.

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Tired of Just Being “Spiritual”?

Welcome to the Glorious Grandeur of Ultra Spirituality

In case you haven’t noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don’t recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age, blinding us with the dawn-like brilliance that is Ultra Spirituality.

Ultra Spiritual JP Sears Flawlessly Reads to You in the English Language

Let’s face it, most of us don’t have time to actually read anything ourselves. With this unabridged reading by the author himself, you can sit back on your zafu and let Ultra Spiritual JP’s wisdom passively sink in, as you better yourself through His Enlightenedness’s teachings on:

  • Competitive spirituality—the Ultra Spiritual foundation that the rest of your Ultra Spiritual path rests on
  • Dreaming up your awakening—how to engineer your carefully contrived spiritual narrative
  • Rigidly yogic yoga—the moisture-filled cloud formation that drops rain upon your river so your flow can flow
  • Following the light to the greener spiritual pastures of veganism
  • He-ness, financial levity, deathliness, and other qualities of the quality guru
  • Mindfullessness—all of the fullness of mindfulness with none of the mind

With How to Be Ultra Spiritual, His Enlightenedness JP Sears brings the heart and soul of ancient spirituality back to life with a progressive aggression, replacing the diluted uselessness of modern spirituality with the waaay more spiritual wisdom of Ultra Spirituality. Be sure to thank him when you see him.

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Now I can look down on my friends..... Review by Bigger_Better_Soul

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When I was growing up no body was religious, nor was I. Soon, I found religion and suddenly I felt much better and could judge all the people who kept sinning. It was great!

Soon, however, I was starting to be surrounded by religious people. I still looked down on them, because they were sinners. But, they were also looking down on me; and each other because we were all sinners! I had become just another born again believer. :/

Soon I found a remedy. I became spiritual! Now, I accepted everyone and considered myself to be a equal with all. This was great, because now I was better than everyone else. They were still judging and looking down on sinners.

It couldn't last though. Soon so many people were "spiritual but not religious" and they were all accepting each other and, worse still they were accepting me! I had become just another God among Gods.

Now, I have found the solution with this book!!!! Now, I can be ultra-spiritual while they are all being spiritual. Aha! Check mate b!tches. Once again I'm on the cutting edge and able to look down my nose at the lesser-evolved, merely-spiritual people.

With this book I can again have the air of superiority I've always subconsciously enjoyed. These enlightened chumps won't know what hit them!!!

PS- the book and this review are spoofs. If you are the one he's spoofing, you'll probably be offended. Fair warning! (Posted on February 17, 2017)

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Can't wait for him to roast deer hunting with Ak 47s, pickup trucks with two flags, and eating McDonald's after going to church hearing about how the gays are going to hell on Sunday. (Posted on January 23, 2017)

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CD

Contents 7 CDs (7 hours, 35 minutes)
Date Published March 07, 2017
ISBN-10 1-62203-871-1
ISBN-13 978-1-62203-871-8
Dimensions 6 7/8 x 6 5/8 inches
Product Code AB04994D

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Contents 1 Audio Download (7 hours, 35 minutes)
Filetypes MP3, M4A, ZIP, PDF
Date Published March 07, 2017
ISBN-10 1-62203-872-X
ISBN-13 978-1-62203-872-5
Product Code AB04994W